Was up at 04:30AM and had coffee with my bride, Then back for my nap with Rigg’s.
It is a cold one here in Dardenne Prairie, at 10:00AM it was still only 27 degrees out, so I decided it would be an inside day for me. Donna as a doctors appointment on the way home from work, just her usual checkup every 4 months.
We got an e-mail for Rigg’s from his nephew Ralphie in New York City.
It was titled. It’s Doggie Abuse, here I’ll share it with you;
“Uncle Riggs, what else can we call it?”
“I know Ralphie, here we are 2 handsome males and our Dad’s make us
Look like fools. All that anyone has to do is look at our faces to see how
Embarrassed we are.”
“Uncle Riggs, isn’t there a DCLU, you know a Doggie Civil Liberties Union.”
“No Ralphie, there isn’t, but there should be. Here I have all this muscle and after
They put this stupid shirt on me my Mom said she was going to put me on a diet
Cause it looked like I’m getting FAT. Me fat…the fastest swimmer at the doggie park…its
Not fat it’s MUSCLE!”
“Uncle Riggs, what does it mean on your shirt, ‘we need to talk’. Does that mean Santa isn’t
Going to bring you anything for Christmas. You haven’t been bad have you?”
“Of course I haven’t been bad, trash snooping, taking up Mom’s spot on the bed, stealing Adams sandwich, and pushing
Sadie around…well that’s what dogs do, right .”
“And anyway what do we need with shirts, we have permanent fur coats. I’m too small for
Anyone to think I’m a reindeer and not even Rudolph has RED antlers. Also what would a reindeer
Be doing in New York City?”
“Well Ralphie, guess we are just going to have to put up with the silly things our humans do, hopefully they
Will give us some extra pupperoni for all this humiliation. Hopefully next pictures people see of us will be more
See What I mean Rigg’s.
Rigg’s and Ralphie, your Dad’s are just trying to help celebrate the season of Christmas, and maybe you will be getting a few gifts this year.
I did trim Rigg’s shirt and made a muscle shirt out of it just for his big muscles.
Not much else going on here at the Ranch today. I hope this finds all our blogger friends well and enjoying their week.
Please be safe out there, Sam & Donna….